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Grumpy Gladiator: Morning Battle Unisex Tee

Transform your wake-up saga into a triumph with our Grumpy Gladiator Unisex Tee!

Whether you’re a morning person or not, this tee adds a touch of humor to your wardrobe. The Grumpy Gladiator Unisex Tee is more than just clothing; it’s a statement. With its snug fit and quality cotton, it’s designed for comfort in every skirmish against the dawn. Pair it with your favorite jeans or lounge in it – either way, you’re geared up for a stylish victory. Make each morning a fashion triumph and laugh in the face of dawn with our Grumpy Gladiator Unisex Tee!

Price range:

12.7716.88

Destination Delivery time First item Additional item
Europe 2 - 5 business days €6.57 - €15.23 €1.87 - €8.55
United Kingdom 2 - 5 business days €3.75 - €7.05 €1.12 - €1.87
United States 5 - 15 business days €11.75 - €18.52 €6.20 - €9.68
Rest of World 5 - 15 business days €9.40 - €18.52 €8.08 - €9.68
Size guideline
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.70 50.80 55.90 61.00 66.00 71.10
Length, cm 71.10 73.70 76.20 78.80 81.30 83.80
Sleeve length, cm 22.60 23.30 24.00 24.70 25.40 26.40

Introducing the “Grumpy Gladiator” Unisex Jersey Tee – because mornings are the ultimate battle, and this gladiator isn’t here for it! 🌞☕️

 

Picture this: a cartoon gladiator reluctantly facing the day, armed with a cup of coffee, and wearing this tee that feels like a warm hug from your favorite pillow. 😴💤

 

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee (4.2 oz/yd²) is the superhero of comfort, ready to tackle your day with you. Perfect for layering and breathable – because even gladiators need to stay cool! 😅👕

 

The fit? It’s like the gladiator’s armor – snug and just right. Tapered shoulders ensure it ages like a fine wine, getting better with every wear. 🍷🛡️

 

Sporting a crew neckline for that classic, neat look, this tee is not just a statement – it’s an accessory in itself! Perfect for casual hangouts or semi-formal showdowns with the morning sun. 🌅👌

 

And guess what? Our friends at Bella+Canvas are making it all happen in the US, ensuring it’s a fair fight for everyone. No sweatshops, just a sustainable, humane process. They’re part of the Fair Labor Association and proudly Platinum WRAP certified. 🌐✨

 

Oh, and for those with sensitive skin, we’ve got you covered – literally! The tear-away label minimizes irritations, leaving you with nothing but joy and comfort. 😊🏷️

 

Choose your weapon – whether it’s the classic Airlume cotton, the Ash and Heather Prism blend, or the Athletic Heather and Black Heather combo. This tee is here to make your mornings a little less gladiatorial and a lot more cheerful! 🎉👊

Title: The Epic Saga of Flamma the Gladiator and the Battle Against Cotton Shrinking

 

In the bustling streets of ancient Rome, there lived a legendary gladiator named Flamma. Renowned for his valor in the arena and his unrivaled sense of style, Flamma faced a foe more fearsome than any opponent he had ever encountered: the dreaded shrinking of his beloved 100% cotton garments.

Now, picture this: Flamma, clad in his finest cotton tunic, strides confidently into the bustling marketplace. His chest swells with pride as he basks in the admiration of onlookers. But alas! Disaster strikes when he returns home to find his once perfectly fitted garment now tighter than a senator’s purse strings.

Determined to conquer this relentless adversary, Flamma embarks on a quest for knowledge, seeking the wisdom of the wise textile merchants and seamstresses of Rome. Here begins our tale of triumph over shrinking cotton!

Chapter 1: The Great Cotton Conundrum

Flamma, with a furrowed brow and a determined glint in his eye, storms into the local textile emporium. “Ah, Flamma!” cries the jolly merchant, “What brings Rome’s bravest gladiator to my humble abode?”

With a heavy heart, Flamma explains his plight. “My good friend,” replies the merchant, “you face a challenge as old as the Colosseum itself! But fret not, for I shall impart upon you the secrets of preserving your cotton treasures.”

Chapter 2: The Alchemy of Washing

Armed with newfound knowledge, Flamma stands before his wash basin, ready to do battle. “First,” he recalls, “one must harness the mystical powers of cold water. Hot water is the enemy of cotton, causing it to shrink faster than a cowardly senator in the face of danger.”

With a flourish, Flamma pours a dollop of gentle detergent into the water, being sure to avoid harsh chemicals that could weaken the fabric. “Ah,” he chuckles to himself, “even the mightiest gladiator must handle his garments with care.”

Chapter 3: The Ritual of Drying

As Flamma carefully removes his freshly washed cotton garments from the basin, he ponders his next move. “Aha!” he exclaims, “The drying process is crucial in the battle against shrinking!”

With the grace of a lion stalking its prey, Flamma lays his garments flat to dry, avoiding the temptation of the scorching sun or the fiery breath of the furnace. “Patience,” he reminds himself, “is the virtue of champions.”

Chapter 4: The Triumph of Flamma

Days pass, and Flamma’s garments emerge from their cleansing ordeal unscathed. With a triumphant roar, he dons his freshly laundered cotton tunic, its fit as perfect as the strike of his gladius in the arena.

As he parades through the streets of Rome, Flamma is met with admiring gazes and whispered tales of his victory over the dreaded shrinking cotton. And thus, our hero stands tall, a beacon of hope for all who dare to don the noble fabric of 100% cotton.

In conclusion, dear readers, let Flamma’s tale serve as a reminder that even the greatest challenges can be overcome with wit, wisdom, and a touch of theatrical flair. So, the next time you find yourself facing the shrinking menace, channel your inner gladiator and emerge victorious in the timeless battle for garment preservation!

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